Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Vidio Gratis Rge Donne

Monaco di Baviera and I'll have another drink please...





I came back some weeks ago from a visit to Munich - after 6 months of doing Seoul it was about time. (No racist remark or innuendo intended)

Met up with some friends - some broken hearts - some yearning for adventures Capital and others with a new addition to their lives since last I saw them.


Was great to reminisce. Had a fantastic time.

Friday, May 30, 2008

Rent A Evening Gown In Ny

The Girls, Buddha and the Plastic Couch



The girls are gone now but we had a pretty agitated couple of weeks together. They came and visited us from Germany.. our bestest friends ever... Silke "the red Hawk" AKA Ramona Fox and the ever so dangerous Simone "tight panty" Armoire.. no explanation needed.


We travelled quite a lot togehter throughout Korea.. Darling man, the Girls, Brady the dog and of course yours truly - me.

I could probably write a short novel telling you the stories and all our adventures but I'll start with telling you one.

We took the car to the southern part of the peninsula, about 4,5 hrs away from Seoul. Gyeongju is a beautiful place, or at least it could be If it weren't for the city itself. Like the most of Korea, Gyeongju is no exception, it is full of postwar, quickly and badly built buildings, quiche french style, yet "oh so not french" cafes but remains, nonetheless one of the best destinations in Korea to do tourism due to it's historical past.

Don't get me wrong I mean it's not that I expect everything to be beautiful there are beautiful places in Korea it's just, I haven't been there yet nor have I been anywhere where the people try so hard to make something that could be so beautiful, so gorgeous look like a garbage dump, and then be proud about it. And to my dismay it's been like that everywhere I've been to here so far.

Anyway, we got to THE place to be in Gyeongju: the Temple site. We got there and saw some temples... some Buddha statues... some buildings... When we were out we almost simultaneously said, "Seen one temple, seen them all.." Ok, sarcasm aside it was nice. Great Buddha paintings statues, temples and all.

Anyway, we were staying at a "Ritzy" resort at the border of a lake surrounded by nature, hills, lakes, the historical sites of the ancient Silla civilization... bla bla bla...

After we smuggled Brady the dog in and walked into the Suite... our jaws just dropped to the ground
 at the sight of the mosquito infested room adorned with, I dare say an artistic looking green plastic couch accompanied by a beige plastic pillow. By artistic I mean along the lines of  Joseph Beuys  and company..

Loved every minute of it. Would do it again on stilts.

Miss you guys.

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Hack Program Pokèmon

Every Trannies or "Ladies in the know" dream - Pick one, Any one




Between Hooker hill and Gay hill.. where else would you expect to find this glitzy, decadent little haven. Remember, this isn't India or Asia minor, this is Korea.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Taking Clarithromycin And Bad Taste In Mouth

Welcome Back to Civilization



Die letzten Wochen war ich sehr viel unterwegs. Anfang April stand Toronto Canada auf meiner Agenda. Unfortunately, there is no direct flight, and do enter, I had about Vancouver to Canada.
addition to the flight attendants of Air Canada were only a handful of Caucasians (as we are here called friendly) on the flight.
This led on getting in, while the flight, and landing some difficulties.
reason for this is probably a general aversion to seat belts. Are also closed to road traffic is very reluctant, and so there were long discussions whenever the seatbelt sign comes on.
The concept that you can not take off and landing as well as in turbulence is to run about seems to be alien to the Koreans.
had arrived in Vancouver one then by immigration. The Authority was prepared, because all the officials who were there were the Asians probably originally came from Korea.
When I turn came, I viewed Mr. Park (the Canadian Immigration Officer with Korean roots) in surprise.
"You are from Munich Germany?" Short pause "Why are you living in Seoul !!!!!!". The last question was reinforced with an incredulous expression.
I answered him that I am working in Seoul. He then shook his head and gave me a stamp and passport
said "Welcome back to Civilization"
I think Mr. Park was shocked, because he forgot to ask me the usual stupid questions and I was also a verwundert wenig, dass ihrem Exkoreaner anscheinend Heimatland abgewinnen können nicht viel.

Adjustable Tv Trays As Seen On Tv

Take me out to the Ball Game....




recently went to a baseball game here in Seoul. Stefan were a couple of friends and I ... was .... let's say, interesting. The guy in the photo was the mascot of the team where we had sat sadly beside the losing team. More than anything it seemed that instead of encouraging the fans, wanted to sing karaoke and was almost oblivious to his team. Like the guy was entertaining. Manga half cartoon, half swollen.

I can say that yes, that Koreans and the rest of the world like taxi before a show ... are re good pa'l hueveo. The game was boring, the warm beer and smelly bathrooms. But as the pig passes ... It was a good way to dismiss the lethargic winter and early spring here in the world ... poto [Sorry for taking so romantic]

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Invite Wording Forfarewell Party For Friend

Oh My Dog...



I Went to the Market A Few days ago and Had an interesting experience. I tagged Along with the German Ladies Club of Seoul (I do not belong to the group yet ....) They Would allow me to join the group Even Though I'm not German or a Lady - Nice ladies [a But a little decadent little decadence is nice], who like me Have Plenty of Time On Their Hands ...

Anyway, as we were going through the Market, we stumbled upon a stand which sold cooked dog meat, whole and chopped, with and without head. In front of the Butchers table and scale was a tiny cage with about 7 dogs inside, alive. The breed they use is called "Nureongee", although they do use other breeds as well. Now as a dog owner I was appalled but on the other hand I have to say that we as westerners, eat pig, snails, frogs, cows, baby cows.... etc etc etc... so even though I wanted to open the cage and let all the dogs out, I was able to understand that it's not bad that they eat dog. It's simply their culture and I have to respect that. Still, I came home and had to give Brady the dog a hug. I still freak out when some people look at him with a hungry look about them..

Monday, April 21, 2008

Anniversary Speech In Company

How to make Kimchi




Kimchi, Korea's #1 dish consists of fermented cabbage with chili and spices. It is served with everything you eat. As one of many side dishes that come with every meal or as the main ingredient in soups and many traditional dishes.

Fusion has also invaded Korea.. you can find Kimchi on Pizza, Spaghetti and most other international cuisines.
Mostly it tastes tangy and very very spicy. You either love it or hate it. I love it. But too much of it will, you know... upset your stomach.

Here's a quick way how to prepare your own Kimchi.

You'll need:

2 Chinese cabbages
5-10 spring onions
100 g Sea salt
4 heaped tablespoons (about 20 g) Korean chili powder
2-3 cloves garlic, crushed
2 tablespoonfuls sugar
Tablespoonful kimchi sauce (if available)
5 g Small piece of ginger, crushed, or teaspoonful powdered ginger
Half an onion (optional) Not used everywhere.


Rinse the cabbages, then quarter them lengthwise, discard the stems, and then chop the cabbages laterally, which should leave you with the largest pieces measuring perhaps 5 cm on a side. Don’t get too carried away while doing this. Place the cabbage in a clean plastic bag or equivalent (with no holes) and sprinkle salt over each layer. The best kind of salt is sea salt, although non-iodized table salt will do. This will create a brine solution with the cabbage juice. Press the leaves in your hand to squeeze as much water out of them as possible. Once finished, tie up the bag and set it aside for 5-6 hours. Take the cabbage out of the salt solution and rinse it if necessary. It should be a lot softer than it was. Again, remove surplus water. Place cabbage in a sealable plastic box. Add the spring onions, chopped into small pieces. Crush the garlic and ginger in a press and mix in. If you do find Kimchi sauce add about 15 ml. If you don't, then you can do without. You can add a tablespoon of Chinese Fish sauce but this is only optional. Add the chili powder. Mix well. The colour you're looking for should be a dark red but not to dark, you wanna be able to eat the stuff.

Serve with a typical Korean dish. Bimbibap is good or shop around.

The picture above I took was from 2 old ladies who have a tiny, little restaurant on a quiet street. They are precisely making kimchi, hence the inspiration for this post I asked if I could take a picture and they said yes although two of them ran into the restaurant and out of the picture ... Sweet.

Besos

Monday, April 14, 2008

Myoden Spray Side Effects

I miss you Wonderwoman. You and your Beautiful plane!



And Voila .... J'ai terminé mes lenses cheaper

1) Where is your cell phone: Beside me
2) Your Partner: Work is always next to me - ahhhhhhhh
3) Your hair: will soon be cut - thank Jung Ji Hye 정 대표 지영준
4) Your Mama: In Chile
5) Your father: also
6) favorite subject: my chupa chups
7) Your dream last night: forgotten - episode coming tonight
8) Your favorite drink: coffee
9) Your dream car: a fly but actually the plane of Wonder Woman
10) The room in which you find yourself: arbeitseck
11) Your Ex: is love
12) Your fear: to say, "I wish I could have done that when I was younger"
13) What do you want to be in 10 years: I still
14) Who do you spent yesterday evening with Darling and husband Brady the dog
15) What you're not: dog eaters, and / or Cat eater
16) The last thing you did: walk
17th) What are you wearing: Beige trousers, white t-shirt and blue plaid shirt [short-armed]
18) Your favorite book: A Short History about nearly everything
19) The last eaten what you have: Vietnamese
20) Your life: Happy
21) Your mood: happy
22) Your friends: always close
23) What are you thinking now: my German course
24) What are you doing right now: Think about what I have for homework Exciting
25) Your summer: What is more, spring is already here! YUPPIE !!!!!
26) What's in your TV: TV is off - Radio is on - American brainwashing radio show - GOD BLESS AMERICA
27) When did you laugh the last time: cry today
28) Last time: 30 March 2008
29) school: over - but Will Chocolatière in Germany Studying - The dream continues!
30) What are you listening to right now: GOD BLESS AMERICA - We bring you the Music while you save the World ... NO JOKE!
31) Dearest weekend employment: For my small family cooking to
32) Dream job: Chocolatière extraordinaire
33) Your Computer: Apple
34) Outside your window: The Ivy House and Itaewon
35th) Beer: Asahi Thanks Japan!
36) Mexican food: mmmm - Fajitas ... Pollo con Mole!
37) Winter: Love, but not so long please
38) Religion: An apple a day keeps the devil away
39) Holidays: Coming soon ... Vancouver - British Colombia
40th) On your bed: a 41st Brady's toys
) love: the most important


You always win Rich Rubin is!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Free 90's Birthday Invitations

Quintessential Tokyo




Work in Progress

Monday, April 7, 2008

Can You Prevent Lipoma Cysts

Your dog like my Louis Vuitton




Today as I was in the park with Brady the dog a Korean lady approaches me and points out to the fact that my dog looks like her Louis Vuitton [probably fake] handbag. She then started starring - I'm like, "dude, take a picture" I didn't know if she was thinking how fabulous he would look next to her and her LV purse or how fabulous he would look accompanied by a side order of fries and Kimchi for lunch. [unfortunately no joke here]

I'm thinking Brady would look so fabulous with an LV scarf... Louis V here I come!

Friday, April 4, 2008

Max Capacity On A 14 Foot Jon Boat

Brady update

Friday, March 14, 2008

Freeze Off On Gential Warts

South Korean Bombardment Drill



Today, on my way to the supermarket - in a cab - in preparation fever for our fantastic dinner party tonight, I was caught in a mid-traffic South Korean Bombardment Drill [sorry guys.. couldn't find anything on wiki] you know.. in case "the bad, axis of evil North" decides to bombard the "Good" South Korean capital.

The drill consists of a standstill in traffic - anywhere you are - be it in a car, cab in my case or on foot.. SURREAL to say the least. One of the busiest cities in the world - paused, completely. The emergency air raid sirens feel like they're ringing inside the taxi. I, of course, had no idea of what was going on. Tried to ask the ever so impolite taxi driver.. and he simply looks at me in an empty gaze - peaceful yet disturbing.

In all honesty.. I was kinda - sorta scared. But thought if it would be a real air raid that the people would be running in havoc not peacefully looking into thin air as if something would magically pop out it - you never know.

Reality kicked in -
"Hey buddy, you think you can turn the meter off there"
.. it's dirt cheap to use taxi's here but it was the principal of not moving for half an hour that finally got to me . He, to my astonishment did.

Long story short .. Got to the super alive.

Everyday's an adventure.

Gotta go, scallops unfortunately do not cook themselves.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Unlocking Of Combination Lock Of Vip Suitcase

David ist in der Stadt


So far I have not mentioned it, yes, but I have a really good view from my office. I look directly at a small river, the Cheonggyechenno Cheonggyecheno and the adjacent Plaza. The Plaza will again and again for different things to use, and since yesterday was built heavily on a new event. The only thing that was seen was a green field and a few black tents.
When I came into the office this morning was all done and the riddle was solved.
Adidas had built up a street soccer field and I remembered it this morning because all the time hang in posters and from Adidas and the advertising icon David Beckham in the city.
today then when I come from lunch. Huge spectacle in my office. Five of my Korean colleagues stood at the window and were totally excited.
When I asked what is there to see so interesting, I got excited giggling next to a short but meaningful answer. "David Beckham" I also look out the window, a person can see all in white on the soccer field. My view on the giant screen that is built off the pitch. And yes, he is David Beckham in Seoul and I can see it from my office window. Somehow I did this happen in Munich before. Mrs Beckham would be me, from the lower instincts driven by Gossip indeed have preferred, but if need be, he is indeed worth a look. OK maybe two. Sorry!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Stripper Dance Wear Patterns

The wonderful taste of food poisoning


This past Saturday morning my darling man and I decided to go to the supermarket to get some groceries, you know - juice, pasta, rice, salad, food poisoning. We went to this wholesale supermarket which had almost everything we wanted. They also had delicious looking salmon rolls which we simply had to have, to our misfortune, we most certainly did.

We got home and a few hours later darling man had turned a pale transparent green. After spending the entire afternoon lurched over the toilet bowl I started feeling dizzy as well and to save you from the lovely details, I got sick too.. it was almost romantic the both of us puking our guts out together. Still not feeling good and wouldn't dare eat anything. Will definitely not be eating any salmon soon, that's for sure.

Brady supported us throughout the entire ordeal.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

What Is A Normanl Temp. For 4 Week Old

Valentinstag



Today is Valentine's Day here in Korea. It is actually impossible to mention here, for even in the last weeks in any one department store, bookstore or supermarket recalls that on Valentine's Day is 14:02.

As a man you have here in Korea do not make so many thoughts.
This "what should I pay" or even the embarrassing flowers from the gas station as desired here, one saves, the only men on Valentine's Day get something. Yes

women of the rest of the world: Here, the clocks are different. Here's just gifts for men and for men's chocolate or alcohol.
When I asked why I was given after the response.
"Because it was always like"

Ok, Korea is for the ladies not completely lost because the women are also available for gifts.

On 15 March, the White Day (here the name of the day I hope to have understood). As for the women's candy. (This was, incidentally, has always been so and so is also nothing else)

on 15 April and this is no joke, is there's Black Day. All the chocolates on Valentine's Day does not get on White Day, and have no candy to eat noodles.

noodles are probably the key to a passionate relationship.

belongings of chilli chocolate and must get by the way do not eat pasta. Thank you and 1000 kisses.

Inivitation Of Death Aniversely

FINALLY


mid-January, I was quite surprised when the following mail was received in my mailbag.

Dear colleagues, I am so

pleased to announce a good news on behalf of Ms. ...
(The name was not disclosed by the editors)

Ms. ... will finally get married on 16th, Feb.2007.
(the formulation is finally not invented)

Wedding ceremony will take place as follows;

Date: 16th. Feb.2008
Time: 4 pm

The couple will spend their honeymoon in Boracay and their sweet home is decided in Ok-dong Su.

Let's give new bride a warm-hearted congratulations on this special occasion.


Some readers will say. "Finally very charming." Here in Korea, is seen not so because of Ms ... it was really time!
She is already 33 and has thus exceeded the Korean situation before date long ago.

No !!!!!!! I am not a macho and I'm thinking this wiedersprochen vigorously. Last week at lunch, however, has confirmed to me the expectant bride, that she was very old and now can be quite happy to have found but still a partner for life.

Unfortunately, I am fuhele aufgund geschielderten the facts compelled to write an open letter. provides

love women's rights movement,

Unfortunately for me look as if you have so far failed completely in Korea. I think this small country is a black mark on the world map of emancipation, and thus a Pardies for machos and forever Yesterday (This would now also from the West to meet a woman with the original and not damaged point of view).
Did Alice Schwarzer enddeckt this world is not what a relief potential slumbering in this small country.
Here is only one thing:

Hello! Wake up !!!!! Here what to do There. In Germany, we have a Federal Chancellor. Since everything is done. Off to new shores.

Best regards

Your Darling Man

But now we're back to the final day.

Since marriages are celebrated very large. Are about 350 people (including me) were invited on Saturday. Thank God one must not take all day, because even getting married here is relatively fast.
It starts at 16:00 clock, so around 18:00 we are back home.

Will be back for a special experience

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Simple Room Rental Form

Namdaemun Gate burns down in Seoul!




I swear I did not do it! The number 1 national treasure in Korea Namdaemun Gate has burnt down . There understandably seems to be a sense of national mourning about. The iconic symbol of Seoul has burnt to the stone.

Cedar Pollen Count San Antonio

Do you see a difference?


Which Is The Most Exspensive Champa

The most wonderful trash



Thank God for wonderfully delicious, trashy English Television. I know we're probably behind in discovering Mile High but it is SOO good!! It is trash incarnate ! I have never seen so much trash in one single television program. It's a lifesaver here in Korea, the TV isn't SO great here and it would definitely help to know a little Korean . No hopes of that happening anytime soon, most difficult language i've had to learn so far. Enjoy

Friday, February 8, 2008

Cold Shower After Waxing?

Brady the dog

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Place Setting For Hor Dourves Wedding

You may look but do not ever, ever touch!



Korea.... Culture Shock, perhaps, strange - interesting. Confusing.

We wanted (my darling man, Brady the dog and I) to go to a public park where we can have a walk in nature, which is so hard to find here.

Great idea... we set out, got to the park and then suddenly realized that everything is fenced off.. you can look at the forest but you may not enter it . There are designated paths where you have to walk, bordering around these paths are tall, 2 meter tall fences, which happen to be painted green, so they can blend with the forbidden nature.

We are just about to enter this public park (yes, there was an entrance fee) when a man tells us that we can't go inside with a dog - we tell the man kindly that we do not want to enter the palaces surrounding the park we just want to walk in it. The man says, "NO DOG IN PARK, YOU PAY AND YOU GO NOW" We asked the man if we can just walk in the "natural surroundings" - "NO DOG" "YOU LEAVE NOW"

So, my moral to the story... You may look but do not ever, ever touch and just forget about bringing a dog.



What we ended up doing is going to one of the only places we know where you can walk with your dog. My darling you always says that it's not that bad. I'm like, look around ... it is that bad. But at least there's water nearby and the scenery is really quite beautiful ...

Contrasts are bountiful .. Which makes it beautiful.